January 1
December 30
I have made a Xanga site and I'm feeling very Asain. dO i HaVe 2 TalK lYk dIs NoW?
December 25
It's christmas so do yourself a favor and watch the Hobbit Safety Dance (link's on the right). I didn't make this and
have no idea who did but it's wicked rad.
December 23
REINCARNATION! I have brought pippin's kitchen back to life for my own personal plesure. FEAST!
It has been a very long time, but I have decided to bring back the almighty kitchen. I changed a little bit of everything,
I have found a lot more cool things since last time. Go ahead, take a gander.
May 22
I am updating! adding new stuff! I changed Breakfast!
March 1
GAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THE NEW LEGOLAS VSD IS OUT!!!! *overwhelmed with joy* ahhhhhhhh! I am so HAPPY!!!
here is a little taste:
Day Three: I look good when I run!
Day Four: I also look good standing still
Febuary 28
I have now become absolutley positive that NO ONE at all EVER reads this site, so there is no point in posting, but I
do it anyway because I think that it is fun. Ok, maybe its not that fun.
Febuary 20
I wrote a Ringwraith no. 5 VSD, its in luncheon if you care. In better news, my collectors edition FotR came today. Woot!
pure and utter excitment.
Febuary 14
Febuary 11
*note to christo- your name is CHRISTOpher...get it? and i do not want to eat christians...canadians maybe...i demand
a human sacrifice*
Febuary 9
Chirsto has written more diaries! he wrote one for pippin, gollum, and the head uruk-hai! (i know what you are thinking,
"woot!", yes "woot!" indeed!) you can go to
his site and read them. go now.
Febuary 7
If anyone can catch a re-run of Rank "young hollywood: players or played out" (or something to that sort....) i encourage
you to watch the credits. what is this you say, credits? yes, CREDITS. Dom (merry) has a little clip in there where he talks
about how sexy he is. It's ridiculously enjoyable. Elijah wood is also ranked (i think hayden was too but i missed the first
few so it remains a mystery). ya, so do that.
Febuary 6
christo made an Uruk-Hai leader VSD. Go him! you can readt it in "luncheon". That was the highlight of my day. Sakura
is an america hater! *gives her evil eye*
Febuary 3
Today I ate a siamese banana and entered a cult. Go me!
Febuary 2
I saw LotR for the sixth time today. woo. It just gets better and better.
January 31
ok, you need to click on "manly man aftershave" RIGHT NOW!
January 29
Greetings again. My question for the day: any ideas on how to destry my science project? For up to the minute LotR news
go to
www.theonering.net go now. And if you are looking for a thigh slappin' good time, go to
www.onespoof.com its really ammusing. Ok well, thats about it. Read christo's take on the VSD's. o and click this fancy link yonder for
the real ones.
January 28
Greetings. This is my first post on my brand spanking new website (not for spanking of course)
*note* if you are confused at this point go read the Very Secret Diaries for crying out loud!